i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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