Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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