ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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