yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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