Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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