I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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