I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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