She said her name was "party"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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