I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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