dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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