Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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