Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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