well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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