What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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