You're so nebulous sometimes
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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