are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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