Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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