I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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