Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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