That's intense
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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