My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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