Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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