There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Mom said you looked used
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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