I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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