ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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