They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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