Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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