i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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