My room smells like vodka and shame
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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