My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's blow job season.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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