after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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