shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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