yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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