your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize