If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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