i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I need you to use more vowels.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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