I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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