Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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