Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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