So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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