Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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