its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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