You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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