remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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