She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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