dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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