I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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