I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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