Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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