I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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